January 10th, 2012, 4:57 pm

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Reply CrippleCakes, January 10th, 2012, 5:00 pm

And there, finally got that done. Almost took a whole month there. So yeah, sorry about not doing all your commands. I can't really pull that kind of thing off. But I'll do my best to put out as many commands as I can into one update :D

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Reply Kittyz, January 10th, 2012, 5:05 pm

>Find a place to clean your pee-stain, that's unsanitary!

Reply KyeKifino, January 10th, 2012, 5:12 pm

>rip off an arm, then rip of that arm with a third, to make a whip

Reply Bre Ishurna the Wolf, January 10th, 2012, 5:15 pm

>Ask where the bathroom is, and steal the weapons in it(seriously, how does someone leave weapons in the bathroom?)

Reply SonicBoom01, January 10th, 2012, 6:54 pm

>Murder the unsuspecting guard

Reply ClarkeWolf, January 10th, 2012, 6:59 pm

>Steal his spikey ball on a stick thingy and whap him with it.
>Take the next guard to the movies
XD Ignore second command if you want, I had to put it.

Reply Pyrotanis, January 10th, 2012, 7:01 pm

> Spider-Hero used String-Shot! It's super effective! Guard faints from suffocation!

Reply Guest, January 11th, 2012, 4:09 am

> hire a chef for your restaraunt

Reply Slyfer, January 11th, 2012, 10:17 am

>Take off your helmet.

Reply 4+1009Est*, January 16th, 2012, 2:16 am

>Change your cloth and eat pie

Reply nijineko, January 17th, 2012, 11:19 am

>remove the guards brain and put in inventory

Reply dancing_flames_Axel, January 19th, 2012, 12:08 am

>Take the guards helmet, then hit him with it. Take his Morning Star afterwords and flee like the dickens!

Reply tufulolo, March 2nd, 2012, 5:42 pm

>use ninja spider skills to get to princess

Reply Links Foot Stand (Guest), March 5th, 2012, 8:13 pm

>Place a bomb on his butt as you hit it

Reply Sneaky Ziek, March 14th, 2012, 4:05 pm

>Ask the guard how his day is doing.

Reply MammalSoup (Guest), March 18th, 2012, 1:37 am

>Un-curse yourself then change species.

Reply Atychiphobia, March 23rd, 2012, 2:32 am

>Intoxicate guard with smell of piss.

Reply Author Jakes, June 7th, 2012, 3:22 pm

>Call in in a ac-130 to LEVEL THE ENTIRE DUNGEON after deciding that making the dungeon into a restaurant is a horrible idea and you should go into real estate instead, starting with a fresh/recently blow up, plot of land.

Reply FluffyMarshmallow, June 10th, 2012, 11:18 pm

>tell guard to activate plan ice cream

Reply LOLOLOL Jolt (Guest), August 12th, 2012, 6:29 pm

>Activate Tetanus (what could go wrong)
> Fusion Time-out

Reply ultralucario64, August 31st, 2012, 7:52 pm

>Wipe your piss off with his clothes

Reply Blah (Guest), March 26th, 2013, 12:35 am

@ultralucario64: I second this nomination.

Reply frketich12 (Guest), April 29th, 2014, 9:09 am

@CrippleCakes: make him hug the gaurd